Valentina. Uruguay.
Too.
Lazy.
To.
Write.

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caseyanthonyofficial:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

I’M THAT PERSON

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prozdvoices:

Goofy sings the Attack on Titan Opening

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asked:

You probably got asked about this song by now… but can you “goof” up “Guren no Yumiya”, the opening song for “Attack on Titan”?

Since I have been asked to do this opening approximately EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND TIMES, welp, HERE YA GO.

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wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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HOT DAMN 

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medrockbook:

rudixea:

Mi madre, por ejemplo.

El donador de la mitad de mis genes, por ejemplo. 

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tokiomotel6:

bruh

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ohfortheloveofchuck:

Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.

That’s so me right now. I’m staring at my screen like, how do I story?

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theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

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soulpxnk:

"are you a boy or a girl?"

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dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

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megustamemes:

Every girl knows this is the truth.

megustamemes:

Every girl knows this is the truth.

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